December 2011
22 posts
Short Story
I’m doing a short story for my school. Since I don’t like word limits rules, I decided that the competition could fuck itself. English isn’t my first language so if you notice a mistake please point it out. The first 1/2 of the first sentence is a reference to William Wordsworth. Also I highly doubt this is short story format anyway but meh. I’m also a pastafarian but Bible...
Dec 4th
Sometimes I just want to fucking shout.
All this shit today and the last week is bringing me to my boiling point. The drama teacher calls a meeting for tech and insults everyone, to their face and then croons lovey-dovey about her actors. There’s shit happening left, right and center and the worst part is, being alone in the middle of a storm like this and blindly looking for the eye.
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Lethologica: Gastly is the Best →
nevrilin: How to be a creeper during a pokemon battle: First, we’ve gotta tuck the other pokemon into bed on the cold, hard floor of the cave. Sleeping like a baby. With its eyes open. Perfect. Now we lick the sleeping pokemon until it wakes up. My favourite pastime is licking others when…
Dec 2nd
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How to be classy in three easy steps: →
Open this tab. Open this tab. Open this tab.
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November 2011
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Soup: Open Letter to Chancellor Linda P.B. Katehi →
soupsoup: 18 November 2011 Linda P.B. Katehi, I am a junior faculty member at UC Davis. I am an Assistant Professor in the Department of English, and I teach in the Program in Critical Theory and in Science & Technology Studies. I have a strong record of research, teaching, and service. I am currently…
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Dragon Ball Z Bender...
KA-ME…… HA-ME……. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! 
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Anonymous asked: Not only do I love your blog ( heh found it ) but I also am secretly infatuated with you. K. here we go I got this idea from a spam msg I received on Facebook lol.. I know you like me but were always way too shy to say so :3 go hit up crushmasher(dót)com (uhh it wont let me do a regular link) then make an acct there. Search for the profile 'justmeandu33' ( obv me ) I posted body...
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